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Beautiful -- in a sentence [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  joba_chamberlain
Total Views:  1634
Release Date:  Oct 4th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn." Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn." Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said, "Beautiful, just f**king beautiful."



 
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Anyway, it's good! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
That's kind great, boys. I like it!
should not go with that word (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hey, beautiful should not go with that word, think so?



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