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Submitted by: joba_chamberlain |
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Release Date: Oct 4th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is
"beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
"beautiful" in a sentence?" Little Sally walked to the front of the room,
thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful
woman in the world." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit.
Little Frankie, your turn." Little Frankie walked to the front of the
room, thought for a moment and said, "Teacher, the sunrise this morning
was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very
good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn." Little
Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said,
"Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and
he said, "Beautiful, just f**king beautiful."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Anyway, it's good! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
That's kind great, boys. I like it! |
should not go with that word (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hey, beautiful should not go with that word, think so? |
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Beautiful -- in a sentence 
