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Submitted by: hillshaveyes |
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Total Views: 144033 |
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Release Date: Jan 25th, 2011 |
Rating: Very Good (4) | 120 rate(s)
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A blonde walks into a porno shop:
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "35 bucks"
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
She: She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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Comment: 2
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 about the jokes (by james, Feb 8th, 2012)
thes jokes are shit evan i think the adult ones are a load of turd and im ellevan |
dunno (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
she dunno the diference betweent the plaid dildo and the thermo |
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