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At the grocery store [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  jesmister
Total Views:  1312
Release Date:  Sep 15th, 2010
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind
a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"
Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off.
"Look out dad, she's backing up!"




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Vegetables (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Let's fresh our stomach...
not nice!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
it's not nice and it's rude



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