 |
|
Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites:
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Submitted by: death_lady |
Total Views: 1342 |
Release Date: Oct 20th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)

|
|
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
Quiet ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007) Don't make noise or you can be told to get out :D. |
more generous (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007) =)) the God is supposed to be more generous like that. |
|
|
|
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here. |
 |
|
|
See other funny jokes:
|
 |
Not going to school one day
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher
asked... Total Views: 1357; |
 |
 |
Know your numbers
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he ... Total Views: 1098; |
 |
 |
Monster?
Little Naomi said to her mum, “Mum, what’s got four legs and one foo... Total Views: 1403; |
 |
 |
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright
as a new... Total Views: 1503; |
 |
 |
Career Choice
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be ... Total Views: 1188; |
 |
 |
Playing Doctor
The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play... Total Views: 1336; |
 |
|
More kid jokes...
|
 |
|
|
Other categories:
|
|
|
 |
|
|