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Submitted by: death_lady |
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Total Views: 1342 |
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Release Date: Oct 20th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Quiet ! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Don't make noise or you can be told to get out :D. |
more generous (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
=)) the God is supposed to be more generous like that. |
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