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Ask a Police Officer [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  everest
Total Views:  1514
Release Date:  Oct 24th, 2010
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?" "Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"



 
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About the street :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
:)), Ha ha, very very funny. I like the officer =)).
not that stuff (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh, not that stuff, kids sometimes so annoying!



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