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Submitted by: everest |
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Total Views: 1514 |
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Release Date: Oct 24th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?"
"Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 About the street :)).... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
:)), Ha ha, very very funny. I like the officer =)). |
not that stuff (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
oh, not that stuff, kids sometimes so annoying! |
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