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An Ode To Oral Sex [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  LiL_O0NE
Total Views:  2758
Release Date:  Oct 4th, 2010
Rating:  Excellent (5) | 1 rate(s)

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the f**k's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.




 
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oral sex (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
good way to do through these instructions .



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