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Amish girl [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  labi_oo7hotmail.com
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Release Date:  Dec 23rd, 2010
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    There was an Amish girl that had just come of age to date.

Her mother was helping her get ready to go out that night. As she was about ready she put on some gloves, because it was to be cold that night,and the Amish still ride in buggies.

Her mother asked, "why are you wearing gloves?" She continued by saying that it wasn't lady like to wear gloves.

The Girl said to her mother, "its suppose to be cold tonight, what do I do with my hands if they get cold?"

Her mother replied. "just stick your hands between your knees, and they will get warm." So the girl agreed.

Her date picked her up and they went on their way.

On their way home her hands got cold, so following her mother's orders, she stuck her hands between her knees.

Her date looked over and said, "what on earth do you have your hands between your legs for?"

She replied, " my mother told me that if my hands got cold, to stick them between my legs to get them warm."

Her date said to her, " well my d*ck is frozen solid do you care if I stick it between your legs to get it warm?"

The girl said, "well I don't see any harm in it." So he did.

After returning home from her date she asked her mother," What do you know about them there d*cks?"

Her mother said, "Why what do you know about d*cks?"

The girl looked at her mother and said, "All I know is that when they thaw out they make an awful mess!"




 
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good lesson (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
for her is that when you warm the dick betweent your legs , it get mess



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