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Submitted by:  HellCat
Total Views:  13109
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 12 rate(s)

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn?

"Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..........

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.




 
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Interesting (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is so interesting! Let's try it!
That's it ! (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Really funny and interesting quote :D. Hi hi.



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