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AMAZINGLY REAL EXTRACTS FROM AMERICAN COURTROOMS [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  corntey
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Release Date:  Jan 11th, 2011
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"Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
"The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
"And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
"No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy." * * * "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" * * * "Did he kill you?" * * * "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies are performed on dead people." * * * "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" * * * "How many times have you committed suicide?" * * * "How was your first marriage terminated?"
"By death."
"And by whose death was it terminated?" * * * "Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?" * * * "Were you present when your picture was taken?" * * * "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"




 
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silly question! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
How can i answer that?



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