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	Submitted by:  corntey Total Views:  1352 Release Date:  Jan 11th, 2011 Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s) Rate ItPoorFairGoodVery GoodExcellent "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m." "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?" "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy." * * * "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" * * * "Did he kill you?" * * * "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" "All my autopsies are performed on dead people." * * * "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" * * * "How many times have you committed suicide?" * * * "How was your first marriage terminated?" "By death." "And by whose death was it terminated?" * * * "Can you describe the individual?" "He was about medium height and had a beard." "Was this a male, or a female?" * * * "Were you present when your picture was taken?" * * * "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" Play Filmora coupon
	Tags: Comment:  1 [Add Comment] silly question! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007) How can i answer that?
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