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Albert Einstein and the New Zealand Economist [Add Comment]
 
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Release Date:  Sep 13th, 2010
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When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190. "Wonderful," exclaimed Einstein. "We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity". The second answered 150. "Good," said Einstein. "I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand's nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace". The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, "So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year?"




 
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That's true! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
The people like that maybe useful !!!!! Haha! I want to test IQ right now!



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