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A young female teacher [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Da_Prince
Total Views:  2039
Release Date:  Jul 2nd, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 1 rate(s)

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It
was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly
there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"

"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the
assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even
louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny
Billy?"

"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe,
"I don't want to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So
she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from
another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the
classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!"




 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
She's hot! (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Hi hi, the students can't study :)).
quickly to learn things (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
;)), totally quickly to learn things



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