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Submitted by: little_kitty |
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Total Views: 1550 |
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Release Date: Jul 15th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the
mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on
his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. As the line
dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on santas
lap. Santa says to the little boy"I bet I know what you want for
christmas". "I bet
you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y"; touching the tip of the little boys nose
with his finger after every letter of the word. The little boy
responds"Nope".
So santa again says"Then I bet you want a bike,B-I-K-E"; as he again
touched the tip of the little boys nose with his finger. The little
boy again said"Nope".
Well santa's starting to get a little p*ssed off. So he thinks to
himself that he'll try one more time. So he says to the little boy"I
bet you want a fire engine,F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E"; once again touching
the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of
the word. Where to the little responds"Nope".
Well at this time santa's really p*ssed off. So he says to the little
boy "Then what the f**k do you want for christmas"?
The little boy then looked at santa and said"I want some pussy,
P-U-S-S-Y; and don't f**king tell me that you can't give me any
because I can smell it on your finger"!
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Comment: 5
[Add Comment]
 Gift! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Wish will come true! |
Let's pray !!! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Wish all the best, people. |
Exciting (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
It is really an exciting joke! |
Which wish? (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Kinda meaningful for Xmas, right =)). |
hic, poor the Santa (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
the Santa must be so socked!!! |
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