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A wish for Christmas [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  little_kitty
Total Views:  1550
Release Date:  Jul 15th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

  It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the
   mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on
   his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. As the line
   dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on santas
   lap. Santa says to the little boy"I bet I know what you want for
   christmas". "I bet
   you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y"; touching the tip of the little boys nose
   with his finger after every letter of the word. The little boy
   responds"Nope".
   So santa again says"Then I bet you want a bike,B-I-K-E"; as he again
   touched the tip of the little boys nose with his finger. The little
   boy again said"Nope".
   Well santa's starting to get a little p*ssed off. So he thinks to
   himself that he'll try one more time. So he says to the little boy"I
   bet you want a fire engine,F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E"; once again touching
   the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of
   the word. Where to the little responds"Nope".
   Well at this time santa's really p*ssed off. So he says to the little
   boy "Then what the f**k do you want for christmas"?
   The little boy then looked at santa and said"I want some pussy,
   P-U-S-S-Y; and don't f**king tell me that you can't give me any
   because I can smell it on your finger"!




 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Gift! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Wish will come true!
Let's pray !!! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Wish all the best, people.
Exciting (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
It is really an exciting joke!
Which wish? (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Kinda meaningful for Xmas, right =)).
hic, poor the Santa (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
the Santa must be so socked!!!



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