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Submitted by: ehjjniggaz |
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Total Views: 1926 |
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Release Date: Jul 17th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 1 rate(s)
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A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got
home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting
with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after
which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the
vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of
cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I
can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then
patiently replied "Open the window and tell them they're wanted
on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet, "- IT STOPPED ME!"
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Comment: 3
[Add Comment]
 Die (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
It's near more |
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It is really an interesting joke! |
poor the vet! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
the vet must be have enough of such an emergency |
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A veterinarian surgeon 
