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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
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Submitted by: CSA_Vapor |
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Total Views: 1415 |
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Release Date: Oct 5th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.
His tears are streaming down his cheeks.
An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him.
"What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?"
"It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four
little kittens we had yesterday!"
"That's awful indeed !", the lady replied angrily, "Your
father is a real bastard!'
"Yes", said the little boy, "He had promised to me that
I could do it."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Yes, it is! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I use "it", man. It sucks. |
another bastard (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
u want to be another bastard, dont u? |
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A real bastard 
