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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  god_isnt_real
Total Views:  2080
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 3 rate(s)

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"p>




 
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Is he Jack Sparrow :))? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I'm joking, man. It's really funny.
kekek this is funny hehehhaahahah this is really funnỵ (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
my gods , cant believe it , these little .... dont know wat to say more lolz , funny , funny



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