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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Lawyer jokes
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Submitted by: Madeline |
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Total Views: 2950 |
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Release Date: Jan 10th, 2011 |
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"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3 judges.
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"
Why are lawyers so good at racketball?
Because they stoop so low.
Why do lawyers get paid so much?
I'll tell you as soon as I finish billing you for the punch line.
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Say about that! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
Answer and thinking! |
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