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Submitted by:  Madeline
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Release Date:  Jan 10th, 2011
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"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers." The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3 judges. The trouble with the legal profession is that 98% of its members give the rest a bad name. How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say "Fees!" Why are lawyers so good at racketball? Because they stoop so low. Why do lawyers get paid so much? I'll tell you as soon as I finish billing you for the punch line.



 
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Say about that! (by blackrose, Jul 17th, 2007)
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