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Submitted by: HHFHFGH |
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Release Date: Nov 16th, 2010 |
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried
this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth
process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 Who's guardian? (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
The man maybe is a lawyer!!! He's selfish man! |
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