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Submitted by: Dr.Hastprin |
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Total Views: 1740 |
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Release Date: Oct 3rd, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time
came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on
them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing
that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him
just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But
what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Fun? (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
It's good, man. I love it. |
very funny (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
very funny of a period, can make one whole family miserable |
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A little period 
