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A little girl came running into the house crying |
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Submitted by: kello_khara |
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Total Views: 5709 |
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Release Date: Jul 13th, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent | 1 rate(s)
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A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a
small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want cider?" asked Mom.
"To take the pain away," sobbed the little girl.
Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass.
The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink.
"It doesn't work!" she yelled.
"What do you mean?" asked Mom.
"Well," sniffed the little girl, "I overheard my sister say that
whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in
cider."
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Comment: 5
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 Why>> (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
=)) Because she has a dust in her eye! |
Who did the bad thing to you? (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Let me know. I'm ma teach that one a lesson :)). |
Good (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
Let's read it! And you will like it! |
How come? (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Who bits you? Tell me. I'm gonna say sorry for you =)). |
not good (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
not good to overhear someone, rite? |
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