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A little Catholic kid [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  elmos_flamin
Total Views:  1324
Release Date:  Sep 15th, 2010
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'
Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his
parents' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the
mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of
tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom
of his closet.
'Okay, God,' he said, getting down onto his knees again, 'if you ever want
to see your mother again...'




 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Kid (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Sometime too annoying!
Hum... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Kinda boring, man. :)).
warning!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
=)) very heavy warning!!!



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