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Funny Stuff --> Funny Jokes --> Kid jokes
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Submitted by: love_is_nothing |
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Total Views: 5341 |
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Release Date: Jul 19th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 8 rate(s)
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One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,
"You bitch, your c*nt is too hairy! Whell your d*ck is to small bastard!"
The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and
asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out of
the situation, "You see son, bitch and bastard are what adults call each
other sometimes and d*ck and c*nt is a nickname we gave our coats." The boy
shrugged his shoulders and went off to play. Later that day the boy was
watching his dad shave. Suddenly his dad blurted out, "Shit" when he cut
himself. The boy asked, "dad what does that mean?" and his dad cleverly
replied, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using." So the boy wandered
into the kitchen where his mom was preparing a turkey for company that
evening. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and
blurted out "Fuck". Again the boy asked the meaning and the frustrated
mother snapped at him, "It's french for cooking now go awnser the door! The
company is already here!" So the boy went, oopened the door, and put his
new vocabulary to use, "Hello bitches and bastards, you can hang your c*nts
and d*cks in the closet. My dad is still in the bathroom putting sh*t on
his face and my mom is in the kitchen f**king the turkey."
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Cool boy! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Keep it up. It's so tight. |
applying things!!! (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hehe, very brilliant boy in applying things |
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