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A lesson in ebonics [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  big_bull
Total Views:  1812
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
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A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?" Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."



 
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becomes mathematics!!! :D (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
keke, ebonics becomes mathematics!!! :D



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