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A guy in a pet store [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gum_gum
Total Views:  1411
Release Date:  Jun 27th, 2007
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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him
two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5,000 and the other is
$10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in
the back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'."




 
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the Maestro (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
Do u think what could the Maestro Parrot do?



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