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Submitted by:  B._Nasty
Total Views:  3378
Release Date:  Jul 8th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 2 rate(s)

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. "I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can see, I've got my hands full." "Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs." "Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!" "Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir." "Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary." The sergeant replies: "Very good trade, sir -- very good trade."



 
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Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's great! I will send it to my friends!
Good cooperation...... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
We're gonna be rich soon, man. Don't worry.
well,... (by sunny, Jul 8th, 2007)
yes , it`s a good trade !



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