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Submitted by: Machi_Ramen |
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Total Views: 2060 |
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Release Date: Jul 3rd, 2007 |
Rating: Excellent (5) | 1 rate(s)
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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's
your name?" she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers "My
name's Huey and I'm having a great day going in and out of puddles." She
goes up to the second dog and asks "What's your name?" The dog replies "My
name's Duey and I'm having a great day going in and out of puddles." She
turns to the third dog and says "I suppose you're going to tell me your
names Luey and you're having a great day going in and out of puddles." The
dog replies "No, I'm having a f**king miserable day and my name is
Puddles."
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Comment: 1
[Add Comment]
 three dogs (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
not all the dogs have a great day, poor the Puddles!!! :)) |
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