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Submitted by: Bonsoir |
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Total Views: 2219 |
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Release Date: Jul 9th, 2007 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,
she will describe an object and the students will tell her
what she had described.
Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem."
Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple."
Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking."
"OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it."
Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an orange."
Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking."
Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher?"
Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!"
Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a
second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it."
Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office!"
Johnny: "No Teacher, it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking!"
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Comment: 2
[Add Comment]
 Playing.... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
It's like the motivation for studying :)). |
not innocent ;)) (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
this case the teacher is not innocent ;)) |
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