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A first-grade class [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  falffalfrealfreddo
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Release Date:  Oct 11th, 2010
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a
Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,
"It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.




 
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Simple... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
I've read it be4, kinda cool.
poor the child (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hic, poor the child to hear that bastard thing:P



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