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Submitted by: arlondi |
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Total Views: 2075 |
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Release Date: Jul 16th, 2007 |
Rating: Fair | 1 rate(s)
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On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa
bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on
that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety
violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,
"By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d*ck
underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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A cop on horseback 
Stay away.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
