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Submitted by: lil_-bitchj |
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Total Views: 1497 |
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Release Date: Oct 5th, 2010 |
Rating: No Rated | 0 rate(s)
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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells
her it'll make her fat. “I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my
fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?" “You'll be fatter than
that," says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a
very pregnant lady. The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's
belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this
stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me,
but do you know me?" And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you've
been doing..."
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Comment: 2
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 She did the bad.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
Not really good, man. Tell her not to do it again. It hurts. |
plez dont misunderstand (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
hey girls, plez dont misunderstand the adults' words... |
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4-year old daughter biting her nails 
