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15 Best Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk |
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Submitted by: amaziingg_x |
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Release Date: Jul 7th, 2007 |
Rating: Good | 4 rate(s)
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course you sent me to.
13) Whew! Guess I left the top off of the Liquid Paper.
12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?
8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me go to.
7) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
6) The coffee machine is broken...
5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.
2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.
1) Amen
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 oh!yeah (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
that is best excutes |
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