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You can't bring that dog in this bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  i_am_the_devil
Total Views:  3011
Release Date:  Jul 20th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 2 rate(s)

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is really a funny joke!
No animal in bar.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
You should know that rule. It's impossible.
For sure :)) (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
But you can dance with it outside the bar =)).
So funny! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Easy trick but noone can realize that! Why, funny!
 
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