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Winnie the??? [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Kaii-Kaii
Total Views:  3034
Release Date:  Jul 17th, 2007
Rating:  Good | 3 rate(s)

It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.
   The
   teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one
   thing
   they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to
   the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got.
   "My daddy got me a Bow-Wow," she said.
   The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the
   correct
   words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl
   to
   try again. The girl thinks real hard ........
   "My dad got me a dog," she said.
   She sat down and a boy got up and said, "I got a choo-choo!"
   The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought
   hard
   and said, "I got an electric train!!"
   That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says,
   "I got a book" The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks,
   "What was the title of the book??"
   The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking.
   Finally, the boys face brightened and he said,
   "Winnie The Shit!!"
 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Don't understand... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Wat da heck is that, man? Anyway, it's kinda good.
some mistakes (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
sound there must have been some mistakes!!!
 
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