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Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Lil_Flea
Total Views:  6228
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  Poor | 1 rate(s)

1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee.

2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear
to the office.

3. You could grow a gut the size of Fat Albert's and consider it
a job requirement.

4. One big black belt - accessorized for life!

5. There'd be no reason to have your colors done.

6. Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren't.

7. Should people suggest your belly jiggled...that is when you
giggled...like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with
your purse.

8. You'd always work in sensible footwear.

9. There'd be no need to play office politics; a hearty 'Ho!
Ho! Ho!', would remind everyone who's boss.

10. You wouldn't need an expensive briefcase.

11. No one would dare ask for a ride to work.

12. Never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip
showing.

13. No more trips to the vending machine...you'd just snack on
milk and cookies all day long.

14. You'd never be asked to take an early retirement package.

15. Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your
children would adore you; even your teen-agers would want to
sit in your lap.

16. You'd be guaranteed the best chair in the office.

17. Age discrimination wouldn't be an issue.

18. You'd never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.

19. No one would ask to see your job description.

20. Your co-workers would be on notice that they'd better not
pout.
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
it's funny! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
be taken care all days!! Happy!
 
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