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Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  larllarlinarlin
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Release Date:  Jun 28th, 2007
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10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the past.
9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the
closet.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

And the # ONE reason Christmas Trees are better than women

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of your pickup truck.
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  christmas tree  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
funny comparison! (by blackrose, Jul 24th, 2007)
woman is softer than!
 
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