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Submitted by:  boushra
Total Views:  5497
Release Date:  Jun 24th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 9 rate(s)

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.

Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
 
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Comment:  6 [Add Comment]
Absoloutely fantastic! (by glorious, Jul 23rd, 2007)
I laughed so hard I cried!!
:)).. Nice.... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
This one must be smarter :)). Ha ha, really funny.
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It is so interesting! Let's read it!
Who's Smarter (by Harkin, Jun 25th, 2007)
The sweet trick! the man cant imagine what she did. Haaaaa
Who's Smarter (by glorious, Jun 25th, 2007)
my father taught me " don't believe what women say" . That's so true. But my father always do what my mother say. bahaha!!!
Who's Smarter (by Joe, Jun 25th, 2007)
hahah that's sooo funny.it's a smart girl
 
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