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What Johnny Wanted For Christmas [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Juan_Pablo
Total Views:  6280
Release Date:  Jun 15th, 2007
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Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store
Santa's lap when he finally gets his turn at it and climbs up.

Santa say to little Johnny, touching the little boy on the nose with his
finger, "I'll bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas."

Johnny shakes his head, "No."

Santa touches the little Johnny's nose with his finger again, "Well, then I'll
bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas."

Johnny again shakes his head, "No..."

The department store Santa then asked, "Well then, what would you like for
Christmas, little boy?"

Johnny replies with a big grin, "I want some pussy!!!"

Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters, "Well, I don't have any of
that!?!?"

Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose, answers back smiling, "Yes you do,
because I can smell it on your finger!"
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas jokes  noel  santa claus 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
smell! (by blackrose, Jul 23rd, 2007)
but what's its taste??
 
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