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Underprivileged children [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Gigiogea
Total Views:  1580
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,
trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.
With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice
stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.
Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers,
more flavors than you could ever imagine.

"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"
announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify
the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher
had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one
of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth
and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're *ssh*les
 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Poor 'em! (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
I'm ma give them some money :(.
excellent hearing, (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
underprivileged children and excellent hearing, however.
 
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