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Two guys go hunting
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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to
sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a
blood-curdling scream.
He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be
quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled
over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down
my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled
up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them
here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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Total Views: 2074 |
Submitted by: HeyBritney.com |
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Release Date: Jun 18th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 8 rate(s)
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Comment: 3
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 Thinking (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
It's too small |
So Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
The chipmunks can speak. (^_^) |
the hunter (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
the hunter could have been eaten! really!!! |
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