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Two Cowboys [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  EAT_MY_ASSHOLE
Total Views:  2537
Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 2 rate(s)

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at the table behind them begins to cough weakly. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she’s in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head in the negative.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman into a violent spasm; the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I’d heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen anybody do it."
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
It is so funny! I like it!
Shinin'..... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
They're doing their thing efficiently :)).
So funny..... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
What're they doing? Kinda good job.
Yeah, funny! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Never say more! Cool!
 
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