Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
To Be Young Again [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Lord_of_the_Farts
Total Views:  5738
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 24 rate(s)

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."
 
Tags:
Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
How??? (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
I also want to try!
Not old enough... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Just wait, man. So you can do that :)).
Yeah ! (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
With this joke, I'm feeling like I'm 5 yrs younger :)).
Lovely (by nautin, Jul 1st, 2007)
This is a lovely feeling!!!
My Opinion (by Charisa Corbin, May 23rd, 2007)
This joke is very retarded!
 
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Practicing spelling with magnetic letters A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigera...
Total Views:  1202;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Teenage Celebration Dining out one evening, I noticed six teenagers boisterously celebrating some ev...
Total Views:  1131;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers A Sunday school teacher A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders. "Where is God?" ...
Total Views:  1952;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Winnie the??? It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class.   ...
Total Views:  2961;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The last words  A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked &nb...
Total Views:  1884;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Better than playing doctor Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping ...
Total Views:  1295;
  More kid jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Lawyer jokes (272)
  Lawyer quotes (1)   Marriage jokes (4)
  Medical jokes (4)   Office jokes (4)
  Political jokes (23)   Redneck jokes (5)
  School jokes (5)   Sex jokes (4)
  Sports jokes (180)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $49.95 - $14.99 $49.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips