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Three mice in the bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  honneybunny
Total Views:  2034
Release Date:  Jul 2nd, 2007
Rating:  Good | 1 rate(s)

Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The
   first mouse slams
   down a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into
   one on purpose and as
   it's closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty
   times." And with that
   he slams another shot.
   The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take
   those Decon
   tablets, cut 'em up, and snort 'em just for the fun of it." And with
   that he slams another
   shot.
   The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first
   two mice look at
   each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell
   are you going?"
   The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f**k the cat."
 
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Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
hot mouse! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
Do u think which mouse is the hottest?
 
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