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Submitted by:  indian_gangsta
Total Views:  2366
Release Date:  Jul 4th, 2007
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A guy walks into a bar and drinks about twelve beers, then notices a huge jar of cash on the table. He asks the bartender what the cash is for. The bartender says it’s the $2000.00 prize money for whomever can complete his Three Challenges, so the guy asks what the challenges are. The bartender gives him another beer and says, "First you have to knock out Candy," and points to a 300-pound former football player. "Then you have to pull my pet man-eating wolf’s loose tooth out," the bartender continues, and he points to a room with a vicious wolf inside. "And finally you have to screw Big Bertha," and he points to a 500-pound woman.

The guy has yet another drink and says, "I’ll do it!" So he goes up to Candy and knocks him out in one hit! Then he goes into the room with the wolf and shuts the door. Everyone in the bar can hear the wolf howling as if in agony. The man then walks out of the room without a scratch on him and says, "Okay! Now where’s that lady with the loose tooth again?"
 
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Interesting (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
It is so interesting! I like it!
Overcome.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's not really hard, boy! Try your best.
what so funny.. (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Too funny..... :-P I can't myself from laughing.....
 
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