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Submitted by:  Bullet_Proof
Total Views:  1813
Release Date:  Dec 6th, 2010
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  One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....

"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!"

"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!"

"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the tavern builder' either. They sure won't!"

"But if you f#ck one goat......."
 
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exception (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
here is 1 exception , is there any ?
 
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