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The woman finds a pet [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  dethmetull
Total Views:  3130
Release Date:  Jun 29th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 3 rate(s)

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her
company at home.
She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it
wouldn't be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun
to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large beautiful parrot.

She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.
The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare looking
and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first
that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says
pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the
bird. She said she would buy it anyway.
The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.
She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it
to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her,
and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
that's not so bad.
A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned
from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and
said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than
began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the
woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and
said, "New house, new madam, new whores, Hi George!"
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Find (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Just kidding!
haha (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
haha how to the parrot know the husband name ? did he go to the whore?
the parrot in a whores (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
the parrot in a whores is certainly not good for the kids
 
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