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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  gay_white_cock
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Release Date:  Jun 16th, 2007
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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

 

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 
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sound good (by jasminecrazy, Jul 11th, 2007)
but still don't know thich one was demand???
 
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