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The Tatoo [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  albania
Total Views:  11932
Release Date:  Jun 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 10 rate(s)

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
 
Tags: tatoo  thanksgiving  turkey 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
something to do / (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
at least there is one thing to do between Thanksgiving and Christmas " tatoo "
 
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