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The newly divorced women... [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Jonii_*
Total Views:  2474
Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 3 rate(s)

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the
   house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the
   proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local
   hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world"
   there.
  
   Thinking that she might be taken advantage of if she let on that she
   was indeed a novice, she made a determined effort to look and sound as
   if she knew what she was doing. Completing her first group of
   purchases she took them to the clerk at the counter and looking behind
   him she discovered she hadn't bought any files. She pointed to one and
   said "May I have one of those ?"
  
   The clerk, unsure of what she was indicating said, "What... one of
   those bastards ?"
  
   Without a pause, she said, "Yeah ! And ya better give me a few of
   those Son-of-a-Bitches next to 'em too."
 
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hey (by jasminecrazy, Jul 9th, 2007)
can it be a confusing!!!!!
 
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