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The Morning After the Company Party [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  anti_matis
Total Views:  6899
Release Date:  Jul 15th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 5 rate(s)

A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much to drink.

He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes his way to the breakfast bar. His wife pours him a cup of coffee.

With his head in his hand, he asks "Damn, honey." "What happened last night?"

She replies, "It wasn't a pretty sight."

He asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well" she replies, "You were not on your best behavior and your boss was extremely upset."

"He was", he moans.

"Yes" she replies, "He sure was."

"Aahhh, PISS ON HIM!" he says.

"You did," she replies. "Honey, You got fired last night."

"I got fired?" he questions.

"Yes" she answers "You got fired"

"Aahhh, F**K HIM!" he says.

She replies, "I did, you start back Monday morning!"
 
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