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The man getting lost in the woods [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  dushanmandick
Total Views:  5358
Release Date:  Jul 19th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.
For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.
He had not eaten anything during this period and was
famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,
killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple of
park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and
arrested him for killing an endangered species.

At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him
claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would
have died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.
In the judges closing statement he asked the man, "I
would like you to tell me something before I let you go.
I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.
What did it taste like?" The man answered, "Well,
it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a
spotted owl."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Map (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Use this it's useful!
Good (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I like it!
oh, thanks for the starvation (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
thanks for the starvation, the man can defend!!!
 
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