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The Grade 1 concert [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  chloe_the_best
Total Views:  3726
Release Date:  Jun 21st, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still
not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano
solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can't come up with
anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells
her he has worked out his act.

Come the night of the concert, all the proud parents fill the hall
and watch as Mary, in her perettiest dress, tinkles the ivories to
rapturous applause...

Then Timmy steps out in his best suit and recites his poems to
the delight of the audience.

Finally, out comes Johhny, in check shirt, and denim overalls.
He steps up to the microphone and says...

"Ladies and Gentlemen. My uncle owns a farm and every
holiday I visit him there. Tonight, I would like to share with you
my impression of some of the many sounds I hear on my
unlce's farm. Here is the first....'JOHHNY! GET OFF THAT
FUCKING TRACTOR!'"
 
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Comment:  5 [Add Comment]
Kidding! (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
My family hear my laugh!
Lovely.... (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Hi hi, very cute. I love it.
Good (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I will send it to my friends!
Let's go and watch.... (by kitty, Jul 13th, 2007)
Very cute, hi hi :X :X.
oh yeah, very well perforance (by fairylands, Jul 13th, 2007)
well performance may get the worst mark :D
 
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